Thursday, March 29, 2012

FROG GIGGING 

  THIS IS A STORY AS IT WAS TOLD TO ME BY A FRIEND I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH WHO HAS PASSED ON. THIS IS DONE IN HIS MEMORY. THANKS JOHN FOR THE STORY. 

   JOHN AND I WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL TOGETHER. JOHN MC GEE WAS GOOD AT TELLING STORIES AND PASSED THIS ONE ON TO ME ONE NIGHT WHILE I WAS STILL DRINKING IN MY YOUNGER YEARS. HE AND A FRIEND BILL WERE OUT FROG GIGGING ONE NIGHT AND HAD A FEW FROGS  THEY SPOTTED ON THE FLOOR OF THE JON BOAT. THE MOONSHINE WAS HELPING OLE JOHN AS HE WOULD SHINE HIS SPOTLIGHT OUT OVER THE WATER STARING FOR EYES IN THE DARK.  HE CLAIMED IT HELPED HIM FOCUS.  

     WHEN SUDDENLY JOHN SPIES A SNAKE SWIMMING UP RIVER WITH A BIG OLD BULL FROG HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. OLE JON GETS HIS BUDDY BILL TO EDGE THE JON BOAT OVER CLOSER TO THE SNAKE AS JOHN REACHES INTO THE WATER AND SNAGS THAT OLD SNAKE UP , BULLFROG AND ALL.

     OLD JOHN DECIDES TO REWARD THE SNAKE FOR ALL IT HAD DONE. AFTER ALL IT HAD GIVEN HIM THE BIGGEST BULLFROG OF THE NIGHT. SURELY THAT REQUIRED A REWARD. SO OLD JOHN GRABS UP THE BOTTLE OF MOONSHINE HIM AND BILL HAD BEEN SIPPING ON AND PROCEEDED TO GIVE THAT SNAKE A BIG OLD GULP.


    SO JOHN THROWS THE SNAKE BACK INTO THE WATER AND THE SNAKE DOES A COUPLE FLIPS AND FLOPS AND LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO EXPLODE . 
     AND THINGS QUIET DOWN IN THE NIGHT ON THE RIVER UNTIL JOHN AND BILL HEAR THIS "KNOCK!  KNOCK !  KNOCK !,   " ,  ON THE SIDE OF THE BOAT AND THERE WAS THAT SAME SNAKE , WITH ANOTHER BULLFROG IN ITS MOUTH WANTING ANOTHER SHOT OF SHINE. 

THE END. 


      
  

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