Are
Ohioans Anal by Nature?
Continuing in my sarcastic remarks about Ohioan’s and our apparent obsession
with the subject , I seek to discover just what it is that blinds us so much to
the obvious that we hold dear to ourselves our right to stand behind something
we know is obviously wrong by all means. And just what am I referring to and
that is the corn hole game .
Reminded of the true meaning of this word corn
hole and what lead me to the conclusions I am about to impress upon you and
hope that soon we get our heads out of our past and present a new beginning of denial. I reflect back to some off my earliest
teachings from my siblings and my dad and remember this little ditty they
seemed to relish so dearly in their minds and I will try my best to post it as best I remember:
If I had the wings of an eagle and
And the balls of an ugly baboon ,
Then I would fly to the top of Mt. Everest.
And corn hole the man in the moon.
This tune surely pre-dated any corn hole
game and must have been popular among males, as surely my family repeated it
several times and for some strange reason like the song ‘Lollipop’ , it suddenly
pops out of your brain and you wonder just where the hell you had that hid . And
for what reason would it resurface today. The reason it is here today and the
reason for the blog featuring anuses while not trying to make one of myself is
to logically explain how wrong on some levels is this game of corn hole and
totally blind we are to its real meaning .
Hopefully you have not went out and
purchased your game of corn hole for Christmas and conveniently placed it under
your tree, but if you did, and if the package is not opened perhaps you can
take it back maybe citing skid marks as a reason for return. First wait till I explain
myself .
I have 2 Wikipedia references for you to pursue
on your own and see what the website has to offer in terms of an explanation of
corn hole with the same spelling. I use Wikipedia quite often and it does give
a liberal view of what a subject is bout. So the first has to do with the use
of corn hole as a game. This at some point will say that it originated in Ohio
. Anyhow you can read the link and understand this to be true to their best
ability.
The second definition comes from the same
source and offers a completely dark definition of corn holing as it refers to
the use of corn cobs and reaming the hole after defecating. I am not making
this stuff up folks. Read for yourself :
I have noticed that although one of
these sites is Wikipedia and the other or latter is Wiktionary. Meaning I guess
the real definition.
The similarities of the game to anal
penetration are eerily similar as you toss your bag at the rim of a hole . Come
on folks don’t you see the obvious correlation between the two. Could imagine the
laughs when a guy near misses and he says,” wow could have got that in there if
they had a little hair on it!”
If this game isn’t played at a church
nearby you then I couldn’t imagine why. This is about a dirty old man game
thinking as I have ever seen. And I am proud to say that I never bought into it
and tried to save my friends from playing it and perpetuating the myth.
It seems as if they had in mind of
indoctrinating young kids who love the game with the idea that corn holing is
good. I am not advocating one way or another but at same time doubt that if I had
kids I would want them to play the game thinking it is ok. Let’s wake up here
and rename it if you like it, but anything besides corn holing.
Our kids are subjected to sexual innuendos
all the time thinking this is the normal way of life.
I know again I have stepped into a grey
area better left unsaid , but with the bad rap Ohioan’s have been getting
lately for our obsession with f- words , maybe this is really something we had
better leave alone and not claim honors of being the first to invent. Corn
holing has been around for centuries and is nothing I want to be associated
with. The only reason I chose to speak out against now is how incredulously
ignorant we have become with our anus colored glasses on. Not really seeing the
game for what it signifies. I feel it is time to get our heads out of our
proverbial asses and speak out against the game and find the perpetuators of
this ruse and expose them for what they are. Michigan fans.
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