Tuesday, December 2, 2014

pronounced = slum - burr - jay, meaning low pay, long hours

Schlumberger




     People used to see our huge blue truck decked out with a huge winch on the rear and white lettering with a simple Schlumberger on the side in huge letters and ask what a scum burger is. And of course I would reply with a smile, which would be a hair pie on rye with day old mayo on the side. Sometimes they would see the radioactive or explosive signs turned out signifying explosives on board the truck, and ask what we had on the truck. My usual answer would be the simple answer, the bomb. Normally it would lead to further discussion but in one instance a fuel pumper at a truck stop refused to fill our tanks and I had to drive 40 miles out of the way just to get diesel fuel, even after I insisted it wasn’t the bomb he was thinking of.
    Schlumberger was an oilfield logging and perforating company with an international reputation for being the Cadillac of all wire logging companies. Their trucks were the latest technology in the field of oil well logging. Logging is the process of determining on a foot by foot basis exactly what type of rock and strata you are encountering when you go down hole in an oil well. The trucks were outfitted with 15000 feet of wireline capable of sending 7 different signals or electronic pulses in each wire contained in the cable, and this could be bundled or paired to create even more signals. All this amounts to being able to use a variety of different tools for different purposes to determine physical characteristics of the rock. Combined with sources of radioactivity from sources of known radiation, signals could be transmitted through the rock strata and returned to the same tool and recorded as to their average count. This information when compared to other known samples of rock extracted from wells of known production through core samples would yield information as to where the oil was, and how much there was of it.
    We had temperature tools and a tool called a dip meter, which measured the accuracy of the drill hole as to whether it is going straight down or cork screwing as they sometimes do. One tool used a cesium source of radioactivity so powerful, we were told to always aim it away from people as it could easily cause radiation sickness from just being in the path of the radiation coming off of it. This was  determined that it had a specific count of radioactivity and when it was installed in the tool and sent down the drill hole , it would send out x amount of radioactivity and receive back y amount of radioactivity. The difference between the two values amounted to the density of the rock and was quite accurate and I am sure in use today in modern oil well drilling as a means of determining exactly where the specific oil or hydrocarbon layer of oil was and could give a fair approximation of how much capacity it had to produce oil or gas. Our information made or broke an oil producer as we were reliable in our results and expensive also.
    On top of that we had more capacity to do deeper wells than normally found here in our region. This sometimes required us to travel to New York and Pennsylvania and as far south as West Virginia to service the needs of oil producers on a regular basis. Our trucks featured a photo lab and a dark room where we operators would develop film from electrical impulses from down the oil well that would transmit into values of light that would dance across the film and expose it. We needed to develop the film to leave the customer with a copy of the log or recording of all the information we observed while logging the well. This information also included where the oil was in terms of positioning in the well. After we were done then they usually ran a long string of pipe that would be cemented in place and eventually would have holes blasted through the sides of the steel casing to allow oil to enter the casing. It was important to be able to place these holes exactly.
      This is another job we did, and we always carried dynamite as well as radioactivity sources on the truck in case we had to leave one job and head directly to another as was often the case. It allowed the trucks to have more flexibility to do work needed in the oilfield. Seems like Schlumberger had everything figured out except how to motivate workers after you have been out for 36 hours dragging butt across three states, doing four different wells, and making them a ton of money while paying you next to nothing. I think it was Dick Cheney that was working there at that time, I knew he worked for Halliburton and was CEO there for quite a while. Now Schlumberger owns Halliburton and all its subsidiaries including Brown and Root, the next largest construction company in the world with the most equipment next to the Army Corp of Engineers. At one time they owned one of the largest landfill operations in the United States and started the landfill at Bolivar, Ohio, we casually refer to as  Mt. Trashmore , which recently caught fire because of legally dumped aluminum dross material that reacted with water and  the garbage and smoldered with fire for months resulting in lawsuits.
     Schlumberger is a huge company and one of the fortune 500 leaders in the USA and in the world. You would have thought that they could pay you more and give you better working conditions. But then I believe that is part of their strategy in dealing with employees in our particular line where we were exposed to radiation, as they didn’t want us to become lifers, and a liability when we started to develop goiters and unexplained masses of cancerous material from being exposed to radiation so much. They would burn us out in a couple of years and very few employees made it 10 years and some with 20 I knew, ended up being killed on an oil well out of control. Schlumberger  must have been headed up by a bunch of bean counters who would take stats of all the employees and determine the average working span of each employee, and could potentially guess when you would have enough of their stuff to tell them to cram it up their . Well you know where I am headed, and it isn’t down an oil well. I lasted there for two and a half years and saw a lot, including the death of my friend. I didn’t actually see him die but it had a profound impact on me as I eventually quit that job. What had happened to him could have easily happened to me anytime. It was just a matter of when and where.
     Unlike me, Claude Denton was a family man and was needed at home, but unfortunate chance took him out as he was helping set a bulkhead on a producing well when gas pressure exploded the bulkhead off the well smacking him off a derrick, where he was trying to align the bulkhead and then swinging over and knocking another employee out before the wellhead valve was turned off and emergency personnel arrived. I have been to oil well derricks that have been pulled over, set on fire and a multitude of different events happen to them. One night we went to one well where they were throwing chain tightening the drill pipe when a rig hand was caught in the chain and it ripped him in half.  If that wasn’t enough to stand on the same rig floor and in the same place and look at the sorrowful faces of all the rig hands left and know that they knew it could have been any of them.  But then we left that job, and on the very same night ended up on a different rig in a different area where another rig hand was standing pipe back in the derrick and reached out to grab a stand of drill pipe and lost his grip and fell 40 feet smacking the Kelly bushing, as it was called, and peeling his faceoff. It wasn’t a good night to be anywhere around the rigs.
       We were visitors on the drilling rigs and knew quite a few of the rig hands and drillers and were part of the family. They were always hitting us up for hats or a pair of our fancy, as they called them, overalls in traditional blue color with scum burger over the pocket. These guys were rough and they played rough, drink all night and work all day. Slogging through mud asshole deep to a proverbial well driller’s ass, in the rain and cold and snow to punch that oil well out so we can make another trip to the store or go pick Tommy up at basketball practice. These were the guys that made that happen and put gas in your tank or kept your house warm. I thought I had worked hard just being on the same site as them sometimes, but I was able to leave and go somewhere else where it wasn’t so bad. These guys had to endure the hell they created in the name of having another tank of gas.

    I have plenty of stories from my time there at Schlumberger and intend to share some with you as I go along on the next few days.

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